April 3, 2002


Sure, I've got plenty of skeletons in my closet. But thanks to those stupid padded hangers that my wife bought for her dresses, now they all smell like potpourri. I mean, why did I even friggin' bother?
- - - - Andy Ihnatko, Top5.com


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- - - The Daily Probe




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