WTF Is It Now?!?

Geez, that picture of Bill Oh'Really over at DU is making me hot.




Preznit Poopypants signs bill over objections of his own party

Hopalong Noodlehead merrily signed a six-year farm bill today that expands subsidies to growers, turning aside criticism from fellow rethugs who called the measure a budget-busting step backward in agriculture planning.

``It's not a perfect bill, I know that. But you know, no bill ever is,'' the Simpering Ninny said with a chuckle. ``There's no such thing as a perfect bill. Or otherwise, I'd get to write every one of them.''

Chimpy the Pinhead nanny Karl 'the walking douchebag' Rove had told GOP senators recently that the Boob of Kennebunkport would not stage a high-profile signing ceremony to avoid antagonizing conservatives upset with the bill's price tag. Word of the Simian Sockpuppet's signature came minutes before he announced a nuclear arms reduction accord with Russia, further diminishing the attention the farm bill's enactment will receive.

Drinky McDumbass had complained that more subsidies would cause overproduction, worsening the plight of farmers. Some repukes implored him to veto it even after the signing ceremony was scheduled. "I would love to see him veto it. It is a budget buster,'' Sen. Don Nickles. "But once that f*cking idiot gets an idea into his head, it's harder to remove than Rush Limbaugh at an all-you-can-eat buffet." - - - (snipped from the bushmoonie site)