WTF Is It Now?!?

'pResident Evil Issues Bogus Alerts to Cover His Ass'

CBS Evening News" anchorman Dan Rather accused El Dorque and his nursemaids of issuing an unwarranted FBI terrorist alert to NYC primarily to distract from questions about its handling of pre-9-11 intelligence information.

Appearing on "Imus in the Morning," Rather said he believed his network's report a week ago that the White House received a pre-9-11 CIA briefing on possible al Qaeda hijackings prompted the administration to issue the alert for political damage control.

"I can believe that the 'president' and the people around him were surprised and peeved, to say the least," Rather contended, "that the information got out last week...that would indicate that, well, maybe somebody should have done something." The CBS newsman continued: "And I can also believe that, as with every president, somebody's in the White House scratching their heads saying, 'How can we change the subject.' Now, the subject has been changed, suddenly and very effectively, from, 'How is it that the FBI and the CIA didn't move on the information they had? Where was the 'president' briefed about what, when?'

"The subject's been changed," Rather explained, "from that - to suddenly one administration official after another, and each escalating it, (issuing) a new set of warnings."

The CBS anchor said he doubted the confluence of events was coincidental. - - (from the alternate-reality nooze site, via the bushmoonie page.)


Drop your c*cks and grab your socks..."Bush's plumbers have fooled no-one"

The Arbusto Administration denies that recent statements have anything to do with deflecting scrutiny away from what it knew about the terrorist risk before 9/11. But criticism is growing over why it chose to keep secret the CIA briefing to Bunnypants on August 6 that al-Qaeda could hijack a commercial US aircraft. The White House's explanations have been weighed up by the American people and found wanting - a CBS poll found that 65 per cent believe Chimpy McOilpan and his nannies are hiding something about what it knew. (so they had a choice: either have something blown up, or plant Ms Levy's remains where someone would spot 'em.....)


The Top 8 Signs You're Dating a Conservative

8. Her fanatical support of a policy of individual responsibility means you're spending a lot more time in the bathroom with the door locked.

7. He claims that he can't discuss wedding plans with you, because his keyboard is still missing a 'W' key.

6. There's a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

5. His idea of "trickle-down economics" consists of you sleeping on the wet spot.

4. In bed, too busy trying to "win one for the Gipper."

3. Must convince her that oral sex can lead to procreation.

2. Every time you mention Ronald Reagan, he gets teary-eyed remembering the "Tear Down the Wall" speech...

and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Conservative...

1. She says her huge stockpile of firearms ensures a peaceful co-existance in your relationship.

- - from Top5.com