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Tom Daschle's Testicles Slowly Drop

Both Squinty the Pinhead and Vice President 'dick" Cheney urged Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle four months ago not to push for an investigation into the events of Sept. 11, Daschle said on Sunday. Appearing on the NBC program "Meet the Press," Daschle flatly contradicted Cheney, who last week denied he had warned Daschle off an investigation.

Daschle said Cheney telephoned him on Jan. 24 to urge that no Sept. 11 inquiry be made, and that Preznit Poopypants had followed up on January 28 with a similar request during a breakfast meeting at the White House. "I can tell you on January 24th, first, and on January 28th second, and on other dates following, that request was made," Daschle said.