WTF Is It Now?!?

Varmint gets ready to blow chow
after accidently switching on Faux Nooze.


OK, T or F: whenever you hear a horse neighing, you automatically say to yourself "Frau Blucher!"


DU has the latest Top 10 Conservative Idiots up already. This week: the Out Of Harm's Way Edition.


The Moron of Midland makes an impression in Paris -

[A] tired Preznit Poopypants stood at a news conference podium Sunday alongside the much more animated -- and talkative -- French President Jacques Chirac. He responded testily to a question about anti-American sentiment and was crabby around his staff. He also 'forgot' parts to questions asked by reporters.

"That's what happens when you're over 55," he said.

He turns 56 in July.

- - from cnn.com