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pResident Evil is raising his profile in this year's Texas elections, sniping at the state's top two Democratic candidates and scheduling a Houston appearance that may upstage the state Democratic Party convention next month.

The Houston event, a fund-raiser for repuke Gov. Rick Perry, is scheduled for the evening of June 14, the same time as opening night festivities of the Democratic gathering in El Paso.

"I don't want them (Democrats) to get their hopes up too much. A lot of those Democrats who smell blood are going to be mighty disappointed because I think our ticket's going to win," Chimpy McCokespoon told WFAA-TV of Dallas. "Besides, daddy an' his frenz will just fix the 'lection down here the way they did in Florida!" He then skipped off to do another line and to play with his new Tony Blair doll.