June 9, 2002



Der Fuhrer salutes Reichskookmarshall DeLay (R-Insane)'s new task force, STOMP: the Stormtrooper Terrism Farce for the Oppression and Marginalization of the People.


Charles Utwater II has a good piece on the Media Whores Online / "Rabid Watchdog" Salon fiasco at AmPol.


Didn't take long, but Rush "the Vile Pigboy" Limbaugh finally rolled over in subservience: "One thing that we know for sure, my friends, is that in most cases the attempt to do the right thing is always there with this administration. I know that actions are more important than intentions, but couple that with the fact that we're talking about somebody here, George W. Bush, who has a profound level of integrity and decency. People want to believe and trust the president. That's why his approval numbers are so high. What he has done today is one of the reasons why his approval rating is understandable, and greatly deserved."

As a reward, the WH restocked Piggy's dwindling supply of KY, and reminded him that "Dr Brown's Anal Butter" comes in 'chocolate' for a reason.



Computer's slower than Dick Gebhardt at an assertiveness training seminar today.

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