Hazy, hot and humid. Plus one of the dogs found a magic spot* in the lawn and rolled in it, so now we can add incredibly stinky. At least it's a good day to give her a bath.
*a place where deer/bear have pooped, or where something has died and rotted.
Bush's colonoscopy comes up negative
No brain tissue was found in the presidential rectum during a scheduled exam that left vice president Dick Cheney legally in charge of our nation for over two hours. The doctor who performed the exam apologized for the lack of results promising to reschedule the president, "at his earliest convenience" for a more detailed examination to locate the missing brain tissue.
Dr. Charles U. Farley, the attending physician, went further on to explain, "It's truly like trying to find a needle in the haystack in there."
At last report the pResident was resting quietly with his blankee while dressed in his bunny-pants pajamas. - - From go3 at the BC Forum.
June 30, 2002
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