WTF Is It Now?!?

Letter in the BuzzFlash mailbag: "Can you imagine the outcry from the right if Clinton had been in office when our submarine sunk the Japanese fishing vessel, paid China to release our military people when they landed on their territory, if Clinton's biggest contributor had bilked investors and employees out of their life savings and then allowed the crooks to write his energy policy and appoint the head of FERC to oversee them, if Clinton's Attorney General had taken away our civil liberties in the name of pursuing terrorists, if he had backtracked on CAFE standards, if he never even brought up the terrorist problem before 9-11, if Clinton had allowed the Israel-Palestine problem to become so explosive, if the world was in danger of a nuclear war between India and Pakistan, if bin Laden was still at large after we bombed the bejeezus out of Afghanistan, if the Anthrax killer was still on the lose, if Clinton had given executive orders to withhold presidential papers from historians and the public, if nearly 9 million people were unemployed, if the economy was as bad as it is now, if winning in a very close election where his brother happened to be Governor and the person in charge of elections happened to be in charge of his campaign in Florida and then being selected by the Supreme Court. All this in just one and a half years in office."

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.