WTF Is It Now?!?

More cat pictures for Ellen!

Found the kittens at the bottom of the deck stairs this morning. It's scary when they start to roam - there are bear, cyotes, owls, and foxes around here. But I can't bring them in yet because they're still feeding off moms, who's a stray and very squirrelly.


How Bunnypants is fighting terra

"I am here to help support the Republican Party of this state and make sure your unbelievably great governor gets re-elected," the Squinting Squatter yelped at a Florida seniors' center. "Anything I can do to help Jeb stay in the governor's office, I'll do."

Those libral commie traitors, the pink tutued Democrats, squealed that Daddy's Little Doofus was mixing politics and policy on the trip, one in a series of fund-raising events in which he has raised tens of millions of dollars for his party.

Critics believe it is wrong of the 'president' to schedule small policy events when he does such political fund-raising, making the federal government pick up the tab for the travel. Presidents of both parties have long practiced the technique, and repugs fought like rabid skunks to get Bill Clinton to put an end to the practice.

"From the $100 million man, comes the $150,000 workout. Today, President Bush [sic] flew 800 miles to raise $2 million, and expects the taxpayers to pick up the $150,000 tab because he watched an eight minute workout," Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe said in a statement. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish applying these sequins to Dickie Gebhardt's tights."