WTF Is It Now?!?

BUK BUK BUK! CHICKENSH!T CHENEY HIDES FROM PRESS, AMERICAN PUBLIC
Dick 'Bunker Boy' Cheney made a secret trip to Florida yesterday, taking a ride on a Navy submarine to "watch a rocket test."

'Chicanery' arrived late Monday from Montgomery, Ala., and wasn't expected to make any public appearances, said a spokeswoman for the vice president. She said the visit did not involve any personal reasons such as campaign stops or fund-raisers - you know, anyplace where he might have to answer questions or face skeptical, possibly furious investors.

Cheney left Port Canaveral at about 7:45 a.m. Tuesday on the nuclear submarine USS Wyoming to watch a rocket launch. His exact itinerary was not released for security reasons, the White House press office said. Security from whom? The pissed-off public? From the Miami Herald.

And from the NY Daily Nooze: Cheney isn't exactly disappearing - he has several events each week and a heavy schedule of campaigning for GOP candidates. But as for media appearances and the Sunday talk show circuit, a second source said he's becoming invisible: "He's not going to be doing anything for a while."

His handlers have alerted local Republican organizers that 'Big Time' won't be holding any "press avails" and have instructed his advance staff to make sure his movements don't bring him near the media. Yeah, why should he have to answer to the American people for anything, for petessake...



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