July 28, 2002


THE CRETIN OF CRAWFORD SYMBOLICALLY FLIPS OFF SUFFERING AMERICAN PUBLIC
While many of us little people are struggling to make ends meet, working overtime and throughout the weekends, Squinty the Boilfaced Bonghead gets a head-start on his upcoming month-long vacation.

The former governor of Texas, GW Bush, looked to sharpen his golf game today in advance of a long weekend in Maine, where he typically hits the links with his famously competitive father, Bush-the-only-slightly-smarter.

For the second day in a row, pReznit Dumbass was heading to the golf course, undaunted by a forecast of a 99 degree high and heavy humidity (they're on the Maine coast, for petessake - there'll be nice offshore breezes). Bunnypants also golfed Saturday with three Republican House members.

The Clueless Cowstalker starts a monthlong vacation Friday in Kennebunkport, Maine, returning to Washington briefly for his annual physical examination before going to his Texas pig farm, Compound W. - From the NY Times.



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