WTF Is It Now?!?

DIGNITY, INTEGRITY, ACCOUNTABILITY, TRANSPARANCY
Last week, Vice President Dick "Chicanery" Cheney was spotted taking an unannounced tour of a Navy submarine off the coast of Florida. A few days later, he made an appearance at a medal ceremony for Korean War veterans in Washington – slipping in and out of the room in five minutes flat, kept from waiting reporters by a hastily drawn blue curtain.

Although Cheney continues to campaign for Republican candidates across the country, he's been greeted at recent events by protesters, and candidates have found themselves peppered with questions about the vice president's business dealings.

Cheney's office disputes the notion that he's been hiding from the press. "He's hiding from the American people and the whole known universe, if you ask me," said an anonymous staffer. "From anyone who isn't a dittospank bushmoonie, anyway." - Reprinted at smirkingchimp.com.