WTF Is It Now?!?

HARD AT WORK FOR AMURKA
The Boob of Kennebunkport "is scheduled to speak at a lunchtime fund-raiser at the North Charleston Convention Center today. Tickets are $500 a person for general admission to the lunch, $3,500 per couple for 'priority seating' and $5,000 for a lunch party of 10. Before the luncheon starts, there will be a private reception and photo opportunity with the president for donors willing to pay $10,000. About 1,000 people are expected to attend. Officials hope Bush's visit will raise more than $1 million." - From ABC Nooze.

For $25,000 you can get a stupid nickname. Questions regarding Kenny-Boy Lay, Harken, or Halliburton will not be permitted.