WTF Is It Now?!?

"Somebody give that little jerk a lollipop and some bourbon, please?"


DAMNED IF THEY DO, DAMNED IF THEY DON'T
From Kennebunkport, Maine, where Buckeroo Bonehead is kicking off his month-long vacation: The United States scoffed at Iraq's offer of talks on U.N. arms inspections and renewed its call for the ouster of President Saddam Hussein. "Sucker!" taunted Cap'n Cowpie. "Me an' Poppy are comin' over to kick yore ass!"

White House National Security Council spokesman Sean McCormack said the United States was demanding completely "unfettered" inspections of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction programs, and, oh yes, would continue their plots to oust the Iraqi leader, calling that a separate issue from the weapons inspections.

The Smirking Sockpuppet repeated his commitment to a "regime change" in Iraq and his determination to look at "all options ... all tools" to oust the Iraqi leader. White House spokeswoman Claire Buchan said, "It's time for action, not discussions." - From Yahoo news.

"Iraq is ruining all our fun! Allowing these weapons inspections is going to force dubya to find a nother reason to blow Saddam to bits. The stupid Iraqi's are putting a kink in all our good plans. Bastards." - enron ate my pension at the yahoo message boards.