WTF Is It Now?!?

THERE, THERE - MOMMY'S BACK, SHE'LL FIX EVERYTHING...
Like a bad case of persistant rectal itch, Karen Hughes is back.

Pathetic. Just who TF is the 'president' around here?? Even though the Cretin of Crawford has called his “High Prophet” almost every day over the last month (a couple times during the way home to Texas alone), Karen Hughes' absence has taken a toll on the operations of the White House. Hulk Hughes used to run the daily “message meeting” in her office. Her meetings were disciplined: people sat almost at attention (or else?) - now they have the audacity to slouch, my God. She has no plans to run those meetings when she comes back every two weeks as a consultant starting this fall. But she will try to help the Smirking Smackhead stay out of trouble.

She wasted no time lying to reporters, saying that the Moron of Midland had inherited the flailing economy but, she argued, he had gotten the tax cut through at just the right time. The Diapered Dodo's Dominatrix was back and on message: it's a full-time job looking after Squinty McSquirtypants.. - pmsNBC.