WTF Is It Now?!?

EU AWARDS BILL CLINTON !
MUNICH, Germany, Sep 02, 2002 (AP WorldStream via COMTEX) -- Former President Bill Clinton is being awarded a prize for the economic achievements of his government by a union of European businesses. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Clinton will be presented Oct. 4 with the European SME Award on behalf of the Brussels-based Union of Small and Medium-sized Enterprises, its German chapter announced Monday. The former president is expected to receive the dlrs 100,000 prize in person in Munich, the group added.

The organization said Clinton was chosen for the award for his "outstanding efforts" that led to a "flourishing world economy and international foreign trade" during his two terms in office.

The award to Clinton marks the first time that the business union has given a European-wide prize. Former recipients of the German group's national prize include German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder and his conservative challenger in Sept. 22 elections, Bavarian governor Edmund Stoiber.

- as seen on the bushmoonie site, as was this:

The Man of the Year Event honoring President William J. Clinton to benefit the New York Chapter of the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation International will be held on Thursday, September 12, 2002 in the Grand Ballroom of the Waldorf-Astoria.

The September Man of the Year event benefits the New York Chapter of the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation International in its support of diabetes research. It is one of New York's largest and most prestigious fundraising events of the season. Adding to the glamour of the Man of the Year Gala will be Special Guest Performer and 8-time Grammy Award Winner, Sheryl Crow; Master of Ceremonies, CBS News Anchor Ernie Anastos; and Oscar and Tony Award winning actor Kevin Kline presenting the Award.

President Clinton's extraordinary leadership to increase funding for diabetes research exemplifies his dedicated commitment to find a cure for the millions who suffer from diabetes and its complications. In 1997, with the words "we cannot rest until we find a cure that will free our children from this disease," President Clinton set in place an unprecedented $2.4 billion federal commitment for diabetes research, treatment and education.

Predictably, the 'moonies are crapping in their panties with frustration.
LOLOL. Read 'em and weep, you f*cking morons.