IN OTHER NEWS
WorldCom Restates Restated Earnings
Corrects previous misstatement of restated restatements.
Snakehead Fish Eradicated From Maryland Pond
Immediately added to Endangered Species List.
Inventor Marks 20th Anniversary of :-)
Man who first used cute smiley face "emoticon" in an e-mail message is skinned alive by an angry mob.
Sen. Thurmond Backs Military Action
"Remember the Maine!" he shouts, then dozes off.
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY
Sept. 17, 1789: After a prolonged struggle, our country's Founding Fathers sign the Constitution of the United States, assigning to Congress the sole power to declare war. The document is now primarily of historical interest. - - Ironic Times
September 24, 2002
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