WTF Is It Now?!?

MONKEY MAIL !
"mf" writes: "if you don't like it, move to china. or start some group and go picket something. but stop whining and do something with your life."

Mom?!?

Dear mf, thank you for your concern, but you're a dumbass. Why bring up China when we're well on our way to becoming as oppressive, fanatical, and secretive? Snap out of it. Start reading the papers - or better yet, internet newssites - instead of being glued to Faux Nooze like a fooking zombie. And if you had bothered to read this page instead of just looking at the pictures, you'd've realized that besides breeding calico cats, running the Black Helicopter Watch, and collecting deer skulls, I'm doing plenty with my life.

Now, I must go and put the finishing touches on the bomb shelter.

Thanks for writing!