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WASHINGTON (Reuters/wtf) - In a 'show of unity,' Smirky McGolfcart and his poodle bitch British Prime Minister Tony Blair will meet at Camp David today to discuss diplomatic strategy for possible military action against Iraq

Unlike other U.S. allies that have expressed deep reservations about launching a pre-emptive military strike against Saddam Hussein, Blair has embraced the Warmongering Wonderchimp's nebulous mindset. "I hate war. Every sensible person does. But sometimes it is the right thing to do," Blair said while humping Bunnypants' leg.

The hastily arranged Camp David meeting between Bush and Blair is expected to showcase their solidarity, although both leaders say no decision had been taken on action against Baghdad.

In a related story, the Guardian has reported that the UK plans to sell part of its' defence research industry to Poppy Bush's Carlyle Group.