September 5, 2002


THE SHERIFF'S A DICKHEAD!
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (Reuters) - The Yellow Pustule of Texas said today he will make the case to world leaders that "history has called us into action" against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

"I look forward to a dialogue. I'm a patient man. I've got tools, we've got tools at our disposal," Bunnypants said in a speech in Louisville, Kentucky, where he was raising funds for a fellow republican running for Congress.

He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job: to offer battle
To bad men near and far.

He brought us fear and he brought us hate
He killed my 401(k)
He made his blazing saddle a nuke to blight the way.


Yee-hah.

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