WTF Is It Now?!?

STATESMAN of STOOPIDVILLE
"Saddam Hussein is a serious threat. He is a significant problem. And it's something that this country must deal with. And today the process starts about how to have an open dialogue with the elected officials and, therefore, the American people about our future and how best to deal with it." - the Oaf of Office, at today's photo-op with Congressional "leaders."

"I will first remind the United Nations that for 11 long years, Saddam Hussein has side-stepped, crawfished, wheedled out of any agreement he had made not to harbor - not to develop weapons of mass destruction, agreements he's made to treat the people within his country with respect. And so I'm going to call upon the world to recognize that he is stiffing the world. And I will lay out and I will talk about ways to make sure that he fulfills his obligations." ('stiffing'?)

"We are in a new era; the first battle of the - the first war of the 21st century took place in Afghanistan. The United States is under threats. We are - we spent a lot of time, people around this table, good-hearted people who care deeply about America spent a lot of time thinking about how best to secure our homeland even further. And this is a debate the American people must hear, must understand. And the world must understand, as well, that its credibility is at stake." - yerp.

- transcript here, and it's the real thing, not the one from whitehouse.org!