WTF Is It Now?!?

UNCA DICK, LOOK - GI JOE'S SHOOTIN' THEM DARN EVILDOERS! BLAM!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Stepping up his campaign against mentions of Harken and Halliburton in the media Saddam Hussein, Poppy's Widdle Poophead today will send the U.S. Congress a draft resolution authorizing him to use force against Iraq "if necessary."

A U.S. official said Bunnypants would ask lawmakers to give him "maximum flexibility" for action against Iraq, including a specific endorsement for military action in the event it is needed, such as whenever Dick "I had better things to do than serve my country in time of war" Cheney feels the polls have slipped too far, or the media is again focusing on the many BFEE scandals or that they had at least 33 reports that Al Qaida members were planning to fly airplanes into buildings in NY and DC.

While the misadministration continued to press for international backing for any action against Iraq, poor Colin Powell was marched out again to drone that "the United States reserves the right to defend itself."

Can we at least start by sacking Rummy? How about John Ashcroft?