WTF Is It Now?!?

VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC LE PETIT CHIMPANZE'?
Tony "Fifi" Blair faced criticism from his European allies yesterday when the French president, Jacques Chirac, hinted that he found the British prime minister's support for the US on Iraq "sycophantic".
Mr Chirac used an interview in the New York Times to state that he found the Bush misadministration doctrine of pre-emptive military action in its fight against terrorism "extraordinarily dangerous" and to stress that France would never act as a lackey for America. "And quel le baiser is going on with the Harken/Halliburton investigations, anyway?"

Meanwhile, in Germany, Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has repeatedly attacked the misadministration over Iraq of late. "Some are accusing me of endangering the German-American friendship. What kind of friendship is that if you are not free to state your opinion but instead have to stand there and click your heels together?" he asked.

Puh. It would be just like living in the AWOL Wonderchimp's Amurka!