October 4, 2002



ATTACK...OF THE KILLER POTATOS!
"If he* declared that there was an emergency, he could stop collective bargaining at the Department of Agriculture. So under what the Senate is proposing, the president will have more authority to help protect the homeland if potatoes attacked America in the Department of Agriculture than he would if terrorists did." - Ari 'the Liar' Fleischer, 10/3/02.


*The guy calling himself 'president'

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