WTF Is It Now?!?

"A ranch visit is a treasured gift for a foreign leader..."
CRAWFORD, Texas (Reuters) - Emperor Snippy and Chinese President Jiang Zemin discussed ways to pressure North Korea into blaming Bill Clinton for their nooculer to give up its nuclear weapons program in talks on Friday at Bunnypants' pseudo-ranch, the Lazy W.

As Bush, Mrs. Bush and Colin Powell waited outside a ranch house for Jiang's arrival, pResident Evil jokingly checked his watch and announced, "We could be fishing."

Earlier he pissed off the little woman when he told reporters she was home sweepin' off the front porch in anticipation of the visit.

Idiot.