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AWOL Wonderchimp, Chickenhawks Move Massive Amounts of Ammo to Gulf
The U.S. Navy is seeking more merchant ships to carry large quantities of ammunition to the Gulf for arrival in November and December, shipping tender show.

The Navy has also placed an order to shift quantities of ammunition between Gulf ports, as the United Nations moves closer to a new resolution on disarming Iraq.

One of the orders shows the Navy's Military Sealift Command is seeking a vessel to move 550 containers of ammunition and explosives from the U.S. East Coast to four ports in the Red Sea and Gulf.

"That's a big chunk of ammo," said one shipping source.


Meanwhile, in related stories: Russia today stood by its demand that Washington seek explicit U.N. authorization for using force against Iraq if Baghdad failed to cooperate with weapons inspectors.

And former U.N. weapons inspector Scott Ritter said today that the Noocyooler Nincompoop and his small-dicked 'advisors' would try to trigger a war with Iraq by interfering in new arms inspections in what he said would be proof of American "imperial" ambitions.

"The U.S. will be doing whatever it can to provoke a confrontation," he told journalists in Berlin. "There is a big group of people in the United States that want war."