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The Top 10 Kids' Books for Conservative Crackpots
10. Rush Limbaugh Ate My Baby Brother!
9. Jesse’s a Funny Name for a Boy, Isn’t It?
8. The Lyin', The Bitch and the Wardrobe: The Ann Coulter Story
7. Yertle the Unlawful Combatant Turtle
6. Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Going to Hell
5. Horton Hears a Who (And Turns Him in to the Authorities Like a Good Citizen Should), by John Ashcroft
4. Belittle Women, by Phyllis Schlafly
3. Jerry Falwell's Big Book of Things You'll Burn in Hell For
2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas Back from Those Money-Grubbing Welfare Moms
1. Where Babies Come From Is None of Your Business

and some of the runners-up:
i. The Fat Cat in the Hat Gets a Tax Cut
ii. Green Eggs and Uninspected Ham
iii. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Glowing Green Fish, Because Trent Lott Doesn't Care Who Dumps Toxic Waste into Our Lakes and Rivers
iv. If I Ran the Zoo, Those Lazy Animals Would Have to Work for Their Food and Lodging
v. The Little Female Engine That Couldn't Because It Would Make the Boys Think She's a Bitch
vi. The Little Engine That Could... Burn All the Oil in the Alaskan Wildlife Reserve
vii. Dubya Potter and the Star Chamber of Secrets
viii. Harry Potter and the Cross of Fire
- - from Top5.com