WTF Is It Now?!?

10 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/significant other is taking his/her sweet time
1. Pick up condom packages and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

6. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly "We're out of toilet paper in here!"

7. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

(- - via email from gretchen)