WTF Is It Now?!?

"A hundred celebrities have signed a letter protesting the idea of war with Iraq. Among the celebrities were Kim Bassinger, Martin Sheen and Saddam Hussein." - Conan O'Brien

"Iraq issued its 12,000-page arms report. Do you know how long it'll take President Bush to color that thing?" - Craig Kilborn

"There's a huge snowstorm back East. Washington, D.C. hasn't been this cold and white since, well, the Republicans took over." - Leno



NYC to host puke convention?
New York City is close to winning the the 2004 Repuglican National Convention, the Daily News is reporting, despite White House concerns that Mayor Bloomberg is not enough of a team player.

Several GOP sources said that while Bunnypants has not made up his mind, both Bush and chief political strategist Karl Rove are leaning toward New York's bid.

Rove recently told political allies that Bloomberg was an impediment to the city's winning its first Republican convention. He has a reputation around the White House for being "not as cooperative as he should be," one source alleged.

Evidently, at a secret meeting between Rove and Bloomberg last week, Turdblossom 'wanted to be reassured the convention will be a Bush show, not a Bloomberg show.' Plus, Mike's still in the doghouse for not making it "convenient for the President to come and pay his respects" during Emperor Snippy's visit to the city for the first anniversary of the terror attacks.