WTF Is It Now?!?

"I can see his head!"
Like an inflamed anal cyst on the fat hairy pimply ass of Rush Limbaugh, Bill Frist pops up as possible successor to the throne of Trent Lott.
"I'm pleased to join the Bill Frist team, and I can assure you the team is growing in numbers very quickly" - John Warner.

Senators planning to endorse Frist:
Don Nickles (Oklahoma)
John Warner (Virginia)
George Allen (Virginia)
James Inhofe (Oklahoma)
Lincoln Chafee (Rhode Island)
Lamar Alexander (Senator-elect, Tennessee)

At least seven senators are on record that they will back Lott. They include:
Mitch McConnell (Kentucky)
Rick Santorum (Pennsylvania)
Arlen Specter (Pa.)
Orrin G. Hatch (Utah)
Mike DeWine (Ohio)
Ted Stevens (Alaska)
John Ensign (Nev.)

Frist is the 'personal favorite' of the WH, and has 'forged a close relationship' with Bunnypants' svengali Karl Rove. He's also a hard-line rightwinger, voting against labor rights, civil rights, women's rights and the environment at almost every opportunity (see NathanNewman.org for his voting record).
- - links here and here. Bob Novak returns to his coffin to regroup. Developing.....



Is it just me, or does "frist" sound like some bizarre, unhygenic, possibly illegal sexual act? Howard knew his fristing had gotten out of control when his underpants just wouldn't seem to fit right...