WTF Is It Now?!?

"inadvertent slip"
From the Washingtoon comPost: Senate Republican leader/white supremacist Trent 'Hairball' Lott (R-Chlorox), under pressure from fellow Republicans, yesterday launched a new effort to quell a growing controversy over comments that implied support for past segregationist policies in the South, calling his words "terrible" and "insensitive" and asserting, "I don't accept those policies of the past at all."

Last night he piously told Larry King "We need to come together; we need to be uniters, not dividers" (bwwwwaaaa!) and rejected calls from Democrats and civil rights leaders that he step down as majority leader.

In the secret fort in the WH, pReznit Stoopid was busy blowing up his Lincoln Logs and could not be reached for comment.