WTF Is It Now?!?

Stuff
"The President of South Africa is taking golf lessons so he can play with President Bush. He's also hitting himself in the head with a brick so he can play Scrabble with Bush." - Conan O'Brien.

"Last week a Canadian official called President Bush a moron. This week another Canadian called him an idiot. Bush said, 'Well, which is it?'"
- Conan O'Brien again.

Have you seen the commercials for Fox's new program "Joe Millionnaire"? From what I can tell it's another reality show, where pouty-lipped, vapid, braindead walking breasts parade in bizarre, uncomfortable lingerie, large hair, and a whorucopia of make-up for what seems from the back to be some kind of romance-novel-cover Eurostud. That he seems to be in great danger of having his testicles crushed by his own stallion may in fact save time later on when he finally does get 'engaged' to one of those grasping, taloned bimbos.