WTF Is It Now?!?

Too many Christmas parties, not enough coffee.


Change the subject, dammit!
The AWOL Warmonger is concerned by "omissions and problems in Iraq's arms declaration", the White House said today. Napoleon Bonehead and his nannies met to discuss a likely announcement declaring Iraq in violation of a U.N. disarmament resolution. Any declaration would not be an immediate trigger for war, U.S. officials said, snickering.

Smirky McOilfield could declare Iraq in violation of the U.N. resolution as early as Thursday after chief U.N. arms inspector Hans Blix makes a presentation on the Iraqi declaration to the full 15-member Security Council. Whether Bunnypants would use the words "material breach" in saying that Iraq was in violation was a subject of debate among Chimpy the Pinhead's advisers. One said it was a "distinction without a difference," though the words "hull breach" would be more fitting, since Trent Lott can't pull his numb racist patootie out of the spotlight and the economic news is growing steadily worse. - link.