WTF Is It Now?!?

"Iraq has done nothing to us. We might as well invade Denmark." - Gore Vidal, to Tweety Matthews.


Hey Wolf, your smeggy panties are showing.
I felt like slapping his fat smirking face last night. At the end of his show, he put up the results of his latest web poll: 'When it comes to Iraq, whom do you trust more: the Bush Administration or the U.N.?' When the numbers came up - 32 percent said the misadministration, 68 percent said they trust the U.N. more - he turned to Lou Dobbs and just about asked "do you believe this shit?!" Lou replied no, and they both had a good laugh. I could've knocked their clueless heads together.


Bunnypants to butter up whore media prior to SOTU
Network anchors and prosti pundits are invited to a 'private, off-the-record lunch' with pResident Evil today, where they'll receive homey, aw-shucks nicknames, 'unpresidented' face time* with the homespun holiness, and fresh supplies of Karl's Anal Lube - now flavored with estrogen! Then they'll rapturously write an unbiased review of the chimp's declaration of war on Iraq and on our economy.

*Their lips, his ____.



Changing the tone in Washington, huh?
Senator James Inhofe, R-Shithead: How do you know they don't have a missile? We know one thing for sure, China has been trading technology and systems with Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya, Pakistan, North Korea now for years and years. Indigenously? No they're not going to have one. But they're getting dangerously close to having one. We can all have reason to suspect. Why would they not if they're trading with these countries?

It was your guys back during your president, Bill Clinton's time in 1998...

Paul Begala: He was your president too, we're all Americans.

Inhofe, classless asshole: Well, you make that determination.

- - From Crossfire. Unbelievable. Got news for you, scumbag. Clinton was elected. Twice. Get over that.




WH spokes-tool Ari Fleischer
demonstrates the amount of credibility
Bush has with allies, American people.



Ohhhhhh...kay...
And donut holes may spark lawsuit over resemblance to Resident's cranium.