January 10, 2003


Officials consider faster ways to alert U.S. to terrorism:
whenever you see that Smirky McDumbass's poll numbers have dropped, figure something else is goin' down.

Oh, sorry, was I being cynical? Anyway, here's the link.




"President Bush says he's closely monitoring the situation in North Korea. He's watching M*A*S*H reruns." - Conan

Calendar quote
"Actually, this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." - the Boob of Kennebunkport to Tweety the Moist on Hardball, 5/31/00.



"Doctors have found that working with stupid people can frustrate you so much it can give you a heart attack. More bad news for Dick Cheney." - Leno




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