WTF Is It Now?!?

Preznit Stoopid discusses Iraq and N Korea with whoring lapdogs reporters
The Moron of Midland finds time amidst the growing crises of both rogue nukes and a tanking economy to exchange banalities with his adoring scribes during yet another extended vacation at Rancho Boguso:

"This economy cannot afford to stand an attack. And I'm going to protect the American people. The economy is strong, it's resilient. Obviously, so long as somebody is looking for work, we've got to continue to make it strong and resilient. My most important job is to protect America and Americans, and I take that job seriously. And that's exactly what this administration is going to do." - Daddy's Widdle Dictator-tot

"You said we're headed to war in Iraq - I don't know why you say that. I hope we're not headed to war in Iraq. I'm the person who gets to decide, not you." - Emperor Dumbass

"I'm thinking about a little nature walk in a couple of days. Anybody interested?" - Buckeroo Bonehead, from the Lazy W, 12/31/02 (thanks to Counterspin Central for the find).