Spent yesterday shovelling out of 10 inches of snow, then made the rounds to visit the relatives we didn't get to see on Christmas because of that little storm. Latest forcast? Three-to-five inches of snow by tomorrow morning! Sheesh.
A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a gynecologist."
At that point, the proctologist fainted.
- - (thanks to mb!)
The case of the five vanishing suspects
'Asked what might have triggered the initial FBI allegation about the five Middle Eastern men entering the U.S. from Canada, the Mountie replied caustically: "It was a slow week at the White House. They needed something to stir the pot because nothing was happening in Iraq."'
Unhappily ever aftermath
The year in review, by Barry Crimmins.
Giddyap, ho's!
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January 5, 2003
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