WTF Is It Now?!?

Funny stuff
Teacher's comments: George is surprisingly lacking in verbal skills and basic math skills for a student his age. On the playground, he exhibits aggressive behavior with a habit of hitting and then running away leaving other students to finish his fights. Although he was elected Class President under somewhat suspicious circumstances, he is not very well liked by his classmates except for Karl R., Dick C. and that little Billy F. kid that we caught strangling the cat last semester. Overall, most of the school administration would prefer not to have him on campus, however we have been informed that he is a "Legacy" and therefore we will grimly accept him as we look forward towards his (hopeful) "graduation" in 2004. - Tom, at TBOGG.


And from drudge: Angry members of Congress threaten to crack down on imports of French bottle water and wine in retribution for France's position on Iraq... House Speaker Hastert also considering whether the United States should require 'bright orange warning labels' on French wines that are clarified with bovine blood... Developing...