February 25, 2003

Sacre' merde!
A spokesman for Canadian war minister Jacques Poutine told reporters Tuesday that the Cretin of Crawford is a "barbecue-eating war-monkey" with "delusions of grandeur, if not dictator-hood," who has somebody wipe his own a$$ for him because he'd "probably drown in a bidet."

OK, I made that up, but it could've happened.

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