The latest headlines
Thousands needed to listen to new wiretaps.
World shocked by Bush's arrogance, awed by his stupidity.
Changed from "just a handful" to "in the hundreds of thousands."
Five Things We Might Not Have Noticed During the Current Crisis
1. For security reasons, the Constitution has been removed from the Capitol Rotunda and placed in an undisclosed location, where it is being edited and improved by John Ashcroft.
2. The Appalachian National Scenic Trail has been opened for strip mining.
3. The Department of the Interior began construction on a number of "Summer Camps," whose purpose is officially described as "classified."
4. The Supreme Court has ruled that punitive damage awards against large corporations violates the ban on cruel and unusual punishment.
5. Christianity was declared the "preferred provider" of religious services for America, by presidential decree.
- from Ironic Times.com.
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