WTF Is It Now?!?

Pope to Bush: Go into Iraq and you go without God
Pope John Paul II has a "strong message" for pReznit Stupid: God is not on your side if you invade Iraq. But the Incredibly Incompetant Impotentate is expected to tell the Pope's envoy to f*ck off that the leader of the world's Catholics is wrong.

Smirky McSimpleton will meet behind closed doors this afternoon with Cardinal Pio Laghi, a former papal nuncio to the United States and "listen carefully" as he daydreams of lassoing all them dirty sandmonkeys evildoers who're standing between him and the promised by God oilfields a free Iraqi people. Good Lord. - link.


Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Jesus: F*ck that! {....}