WTF Is It Now?!?

"And the weapons of mass destruction? Whatever happened to them? I'm sure we'll find some. They're being flown in right now in a C-130." - Ron Reagan Jr. in the Salon interview.


Bush Nixes Ottawa Trip; Chretien to Meet With Clinton
pReznit Poopypants, really busy watching the anarchy in Iraq, has backed out of a trip to Canada next month.

News of the postponement came about two weeks after Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien canceled a trip to Washington following criticism from the U.S. ambassador-of-hatred to Canada, Paul 'f*cking douchebag' Cellucci.

"The postponement is due to the president's ongoing obligations to help the people of Iraq build a nation that is whole, free and at peace," Ari 'the Liar' Fleischer lied with a straight face. "Besides, he gets so cranky whenever he has to leave the country."

Chretien planned to meet instead with former President Bill Clinton. Clinton was to arrive there Monday. Chretien said the timing was a "coincidence" but indicated the two would meet, saying "we are good friends." - link.




"My father crapped bigger ones than George Bush," - Ron Reagan.



'Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?'
Reporter: 'What are some of the specific things that you want to see? The weapons of mass destruction found and secured? Tikrit falling? Saddam found?'
Napoleon Bonehead: 'The specific thing I want to hear is that our commanders say we've achieved the clear objective I set out. And that's when - that's when we will say this is over.'
Reporter: 'Do you need to see the weapons of mass destruction found and secured?'
Emperor Snippy: 'The war will end when Tommy Franks says we've achieved our objective.' - 4/11/03.