WTF Is It Now?!?

...maybe a little bit before the Easter Bunny got here...
Duhhhhh-bya: "Here we are, Easter, the great - one of the great religious holidays, and these guys arrived last night - might have actually arrived Easter day. I don't know if it was exactly midnight, or a little after midnight."

Chief Warrant Officer Young: "It was a little before midnight."

George of the Bungle: "A little before midnight. Well, Easter eve. I was trying to make the story a little more dramatic than it really was."

Q: "Are you going to visit with the other POWs?"

Smirky McGolfcart: "Today? I don't think so, Bennett. I think I'm going to head back over to the ranch." - 4/20/03.

"Presidentin' is hard! Besides, I'm on vacation!"