WTF Is It Now?!?

Good gravy
Snips from the Tom Brokaw - Napoleon Bonehead interview:

Smirky McCrackhead: It was a - it was an emotional moment for me because I had obviously made up my mind that if we needed to, we would use troops to get rid of weapons of mass destruction to free the Iraqi people.

The Churchillian Chimpboy: You know, any time there's war and a lot of action, a lot of movement of troops and equipment, people are - there's going to be death.

Tom Brokaw: Let me ask you about some of the larger policy questions. Before we went to war against Iraq, one of the reasons that you justified this war was that he posed a real threat to the United States. If he couldn't defend his own country - and we have not yet been able to find the weapons of mass destruction, which were not even launched in defense of Iraq - was that overstated?

Hopalong Noodlehead: No, not at all....And so we will find them. But it's going to take time to find them. And the best way to find them is to continue to collect information from the humans, Iraqis who were involved with hiding them.