WTF Is It Now?!?

Happy Easter to all our Easter-celebrating friends!

I get to go to my parents', where I'll be ragged as to why I'm such an ungrateful, unforgiving black-sheep bitch who can never pick up the phone to ask how her parents are doing, thank you very much, why can't you be more like your brother?

Because he's a pussy?




And after his Easter egg hunt...
Crusader Bunnypants marks the Holy Season by vacationing at bogus "ranch", cutting brush, playing golf. Oh yeah, and "praying." - link.




This morning in Bushistan
Q: Mr. Secretary, my name is Ricardo Springs.... First I want to congratulate you and thank you for the successful prosecution of the war. You did a fine job. My question is, despite having embedded journalists and all the positive and some negative things that they brought to coverage of the war, what more can be done to turn around the media's overwhelming negative coverage of the war? Do you have any thoughts about that?

Don 'Dr Strangelove' Rumsfeld: But I think there's not anything you can do -- with our Constitution, which is a good one that allows for free speech and free press -- about it, except to, you know, penalize the papers and the television and the newspapers that don't give good advice, and reward those people that do give good advice. That's about all we can do, and that's probably enough. - link.