WTF Is It Now?!?

Hi, I'm Rick, and I have a very small penis.
Friend to WTF Terry G sent this in yesterday. It's been added to our new list of Really Stupid Republican Quotes:

'Rick Schmidt, founder of I.H.O.G., the International Hummer Owners Group, said: "In my humble opinion, the H2 is an American icon. Not the military version by any means, but it's a symbol of what we all hold so dearly above all else, the fact we have the freedom of choice, the freedom of happiness, the freedom of adventure and discovery, and the ultimate freedom of expression."

'"Those who deface a Hummer in words or deed," he added, "deface the American flag and what it stands for."' - - - (seen on Tom Tomorrow's site, This Modern World).

God, what an unbelievable yutz. It's almost painful how incredibly f*cking stupid this person is.

Let's see: the freedom to waste gasoline, the freedom to terrorize everyone else on the road, the freedom to rape and gouge places of scenic beauty, the freedom to blow wads of money on an unneccessarily obnoxious humongous monstrosity - hey, it's the Amurkin way! Good Lord.




And speaking of Really Stupid Republican Quotes....
"My sons are 25 and 30. They are blond haired and blue eyed. One amendment today said we could not sell guns to anybody under drug treatment. So does that mean that if you go into a Black community, you cannot sell a gun to any Black person?" - Rep. Barbara Cubin (R-WY) during debate on HR 1036, the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act, 4/9/03. Cripes.