WTF Is It Now?!?

Humble statesmanship, cont.
Like petulant, whiny little brats in their secret fort, Bush misadministration officials are plotting how to get back at those meanies in France for opposing the war with Iraq.

The Bushies are considering excluding France from some NATO decisions as well as other U.S. meetings with allies. Potential punishment was discussed Monday at a meeting of top assistants to Powell, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld and Condoleezza Rice. - link. Somebody please send me an "asshole" icon?!




"Top priority" sites yield invisible, noncorporeal WMD!
Puh. No weapons detected at 80 sites on the Bushies' Top 100 list.

American forces are changing their strategy after coming up empty at most of the top suspected weapons sites in Iraq, officials said yesterday.

And the White House appeared to be trying to scale back expectations that weapons of mass destruction will be found.

The existence of weapons of mass destruction - and goal of disarming Iraq - were the main reasons given by the misadministration for the war, which did not get U.N. approval.

Hans Blix, the U.N.'s chief weapons inspector, commented Tuesday on the lack of U.S. findings. "It is conspicuous that so far they have not stumbled upon anything," he said in New York.

White House spokes-tool Ari 'the Lying Sexpot' Fleischer said Tuesday there was "no question we remain confident that WMD will found." Even if we have to plant those suckers ourselves! - Snipped from here. Mostly.