WTF Is It Now?!?

In other news:

Bush, Blair to hold war summit in Ireland
"Them Irelanders'll be too busy drinkin' to hold any protests," Bush says. - link.

Blix 'curious' about unconventional arms in Iraq
"Well, where the f*ck are they, George?" he asks. - link.

Senate won't debate Alaska drilling
"I can't understand where the Dems got those balls," said a surprised Sen. Pete Domenici. - link

Six new moons of Jupiter discovered
"They said 'moons'," giggled pResident Bush. - link.

Limp Bizkit Picks Snot alumnus for Guitar Slot
That's got to be Headline of the Day. - link.