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In other news...

Don't Go Up Against U.S., UK's Straw Tells France
"They're f*cking crazy!" - link.

U.N. Extends Oil-Food Plan; U.S. Wants It Stopped
"If you feed them, you'll only create more of them," Bushies say. - link.

U.S. Soldiers Questioned Over Stolen Iraqi Cash
"Trade you for 1000 dinars for the pic of Rummy humping a camel?" - link.

U.S. Sources: N.Korea Says It Has Nuclear Weapons
"Wait - they don't have oil, though, right?" asks Bush. - link.

Bush, in Slip of Tongue, Nearly Says Iraq War Over
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things" (actual bushism, from 11/30/96). - link.